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I
went
into the gas
station today and
asked for five
dollars worth of gas.....
The clerk
farted and gave me a receipt
IIIIIIIIIIIIII
The Moped
An elderly man on a Moped, looking about
100 years
old, pulls up next to a doctor at a street light. The old man looks over at
the sleek shiny car and asks, "What kind
of car ya got there, sonny?"
The doctor replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It
cost half a million dollars."
"That's a lot of money," says the old
man. "Why does it cost so much?"
"Because this car can do up to 320 miles
an hour." states the doctor proudly.
The Moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a
look inside?"
"No problem," replies the doctor.
So the old man pokes his head in the
window and looks around. Then, sitting
back on his Moped, the old man says,
"That's a pretty nice car, all right,
but I'll stick with my Moped."
Just then the light changes, so the
doctor decides to show the old man just
what his car can do. He floors it, and
within 30 seconds the speedometer reads
160 mph. Suddenly he notices a dot in
his rear view mirror. It seems to be
getting closer. He slows down to see
what it could be and suddenly...WHOOOOSSSHHH!
Something whips by him going much
faster! "What on earth could be going
faster than my Ferrari?" the doctor asks
himself. He presses harder on the
accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to
250 mph.
Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's
the old man on the Moped! Amazed that
the Moped could pass his Ferrari, he
gives it more gas and passes the Moped
at 275 mph. He was feeling pretty good
until he looked in his mirror and saw
the old man gaining on him again!
Astounded by the speed of this old guy,
he floors the gas pedal and takes the
Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph. Not
ten seconds later, he sees the Moped
bearing down on him again! The Ferrari
is flat out, and there's nothing he can
do.
Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back
of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear
end. The doctor stops and jumps out, and
unbelievably the old man is still alive.
He runs up to the banged-up old guy and
says, "I'm a doctor. Is there anything I
can do for you?"
The old man whispers, "Unhook my
suspenders from your side view mirror!"
